do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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