around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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