Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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