just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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