He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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