Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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