you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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