we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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