He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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