Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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