"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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