ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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