Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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