can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
My bed smells like the plague
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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