Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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