I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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