the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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