I've blown a few things in my day
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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