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you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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