David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
