Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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