She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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