nutella sex= disaster
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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