He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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