I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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