Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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