I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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