just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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