Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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