you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
