Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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