so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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