Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
