How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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