I'm drive I can fine osifer
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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