I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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