Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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