why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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