it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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