I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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