He asked me if I "almost moaned"
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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