It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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