I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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