YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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