That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm always down for nudity.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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