There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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