why didn't you poke me back
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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