it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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