I forgot how hot balto sounded
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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