she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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