i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
