i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Randomize
