My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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