considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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