i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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