that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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