Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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