In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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