So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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