That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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